[Groaning]

I has eatens so many candys...I's feeling sick now. Stupid littles boy body.

I just ate loads of candys and not gos into a diabetic coma. I coulds get used to this....no I takes it back this is still dildos. I hates this dumb littles boy body, least I wearings better clothes now. Brushed this bodys dumb hair too, I hates having hair all in my eyes.

Least I's got foods now I livings with Als.

Oh noes what is this? I wakes up and I's looks like a little boy. This is dildos! Firsts I gets ditched in this stupids place, then I gets lost again and then someones steal my deddybear! This is bulls**t!

[USER 'ILIKESCANDYS' HAS SIGNED ON_]

I has no idea wheres I am agains. Now I's in a place withs alot of trees. Boy I really hates it here. Stupid dildos place.

Jeg vil gjerne gå hjem.

[USER ILIKESCANDY HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED_

LEAVE A MESSAGE_?

Y/N_?]

[ooc: sorry for yet another Toki post~ He was killed by Jane ^^]

I has a headaches. What has been happenings recently...I remembers being small and sending stuffs to someone pretendings to bes Santa.

Oh! Some stupids robot ates my phone too! ...Why am I's in someone room?

[USER NICE_LIST

SEND ITEM_?

Y/N_

_Y

SMELLY SOCKS_]

[Childlike giggling] Ta det, Santa!

[ooc: He's under the influence of the Frost candy and he's a Frost elf now. Komui-Mun please continue our log, I'm just aware of the time limit on this event <3]

*Device crackles as Toki starts talking*

I's still not knows where I am. Dat boy said it called Vortexx and it's not in Americas either. I don'ts like it here, I sleeps on a bench last nights. Is cold and now I's hungrys. Dis joke sucks. Skwisgaar, Pickle, I knows you dids this! Screw you all offs!! I hates you.

*Crackling grows louder and a crash is heard*

[ooc: He dropped it]

[VOICE POST ACTIVATED_]

Oh wowee! I has serious headaches. De guys where pretty mads at me for being friends withs Dr Rockso, he so funny though! He make me laughs! What is dis place anyways? I don’ts remember going to a place likes dis, maybes we got drunks again and crashed somewheres. If dey dids this on purpose den dey suck!

Been walking arounds here for a while, it smell funny here, not as bads as Murderface’s feets buts still pretty weird. I passed by a candys shop earlier, dey have many candys, not the type that I haves adornment withs though. Candy would be goods…

[ooc: If you need help understanding what Toki says, ask. The word ‘adornment’ was actually supposed to be ‘endoresment’ Yay for word confusion]